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Detox Day 5
22:09 Jan 14 2005
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Well, after a fabulous week of self control, my dinner guests arrived for our fruday party, and with all teh good intentions of sticking to plan.. and glass of wine was waved in my direct..... and yes folk.. i sucummbed!



Bad me heheheheh I pretty my was a good girl with the food,,, but oh well



Tomorrow morning, back to another week of pain and joy >:)

Day 4 of Detox
11:21 Jan 13 2005
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Ahhh the bliss feeling of a full tummy.



Did I mention after all the physical symtoms I have suffered in the past 3 days, I am also getting my period....



So let's add, cravings, swollen boobies, bloating and did I mention cravings????



My will power is on over drive....



I am feeling better however... even if I went to the bathroom 9 times today...



My birthday is at the end of the month, detox or no detox there is a martini with my name on it baby! >:)

Day 3 of Detox
12:38 Jan 12 2005
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OMG SOLIDS!!!!!!!



* bows down and whoreships the mightly dory fish fillet and salad*



What can I say.. as I type to you with a semi normal tummy? THANK THE GODDESS'!!!!



Care to know what I have endured the past 3 days?



* Cronic hunger pangs

* non stop burping from the vegie juices

* Pulling down my nickers on average 12 times a day just to pee! and yes folks, that does include 2 night time wake up calls from my bladder... and not to mention... yes wait for it.... I've had to use public toilets out of sheer desperation!!! Now for those who know me, know i'm a hygene freak... I do not.. under any circumstances use public facilities... it's disgusting... I had to line that seat 3 times with toilet paper.. use a clean sheet to open and close the lock on the door... was my hands and use paper to close the tap and then hope to god i had a tissue to open the door to leave or someone came the other way and I could slip out! Ok, I know, you're thinking freak! You are so right!!! But that is just how bad this program has got me running!

* non stop flatulence!!! omg, don't talk to me about body functions now!

* number 2's twice a day!!!



I've gone from being a lady to a pure pig!!! *sobs*



I disgust myself right now, but god it's funny!

Day 2 of Detox
10:32 Jan 11 2005
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ok... I sear I didn't mean to yell at my staff like that but they had it coming!!!



Only kidding... actually this detox business isn't too bad



I went to bed last night with my tummy grumbling but hey, sacrifices must be made.



Today was day 2.. introduction of solids.. thank god! I cheated alittle and added an ingredient from tomorrow menu into today shhh don't tell anyone!



No sugar with drawls, that's impressive



Temper in check



But energy low.



Ciao for now

Day 1 of Detox
06:11 Jan 10 2005
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Alright.. where to beging... Oh! I know:



I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!



So far today, I've had my 2 large fresh juiced fruti juices. I couldn't bring myself to eat my grapefruit so I juiced that too (only way to stop myelf gagging) 1/2 mango and punnet of blueberries.



What's for dinner you ask with baited breath?



Don't get too excited, it's a large Carrot and Celery juice, with the rest of my mango and a rockmelon (catalope i think you people call it)



I have drunk that much water, I am running to the bathroom on average every 30 minutes, and the growling of my tummy can be heard over my Type-o!



Please god tell me tomorrow will be easier!!!

9th of Jan 2005
08:09 Jan 09 2005
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Wow I wonder how long I will kepe this up for



Tomorrow start a 14 day detoxing of my system, so I apologise in advance to everyone for my grumpiness, hissy fits and general bad mood... consider I am sugar with drawing and I need all the sympathy I can get hehehe



And today was a good day to get motivated for it, as my head spins and dizziness was at an all time high, not being able to stand.



So wish me luck, I intend to keep a daily journal on my accomplishments.. wish me luck!

Back to the Office
05:09 Jan 06 2005
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As the coconut oil hang over ebs away, I'm reminded of a quote by a quirky friend of mine *cough cough*...



"work sucks"



My my my... on days like this doesn't it ring true?



As the day crawls along, and my facination for my finger nails grows, I wonder..... why am I here, when I could be back there... penniless but none the less happy perving at 1/2 haked tanned bodies....



*sigh* also, I love the Mercedes too much.....

Another Day in Paradise
01:28 Jan 05 2005
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As the bay settles from a night of storms, the sun has come up fierce this morning, stinging my flesh with it's sharpness.



The girls have stripped off, the boys more daring in g-string swimmers.... a glitteraty of tight tanned buns as far as the eye can see.



And you wonder why I don't wish to return?



Spent a little time working, but the lap top is giving me tan lines, dam it!



A quick cold shower shortly, another lathering of coconut tanning oil and the rest of the day will be mine.....



Kisses and Martinis Darlink!

The Deck
04:14 Jan 04 2005
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As I sprawn out in my sun lover beach chair I am reminded of my morbid dislike for sun at an early age...



As the sun warms my flesh and tans my skin, I'm thinking, what was I thinking all those years ago???



To share my experience with you, I am lying in a chocolate brown bikini on a long banana shaped sun lover, with my lap top on my lap, on my deck, as I look out into Jervis bay... the sun is hot, about 34 degrees cel today, the waves are crashing on the white sandy beachs, there are cute boys and girls wandering past in very little clothing, and I am sipping on my third martini for the afternoon....



Who ever said life it's grand?